Dooch bag

Dooch bag is the verbal mispronunciation of douche bag, as doosh bag is the written misspelling of doosh bag.

Also, a blatant mispronunciation of the word douche bag, used by mitches.

"I had 14 kills on Halo and was about to get a perfection when someone on my team betrayed me. What a dooch bag!"

by Coco Puffz June 21, 2009

False dichotomy

Two ideas presented as the exclusive set of options when more options exist.

“‘Stay faithful, or stay single’ is what I always say.”
“False dichotomy, dude—what if you’re poly?”

by zzach64 October 12, 2018

daichis.gf

one of my favorite mutuals!!

me: omg daichis.gf just posted!! i love their content!!

by isabelledeon June 13, 2021

False dichotomy

Thinking that there are only two possibilities when there are more.

1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.

2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.

by nutella137 August 20, 2020

buck dich

It's a Rammstein song where Till whips out his penis hose and humps Flake.

Buck dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich

by Till's Slore February 21, 2005

dichotomy

situation in which two disctinct parts exist, usually opposites

We tend to see things as if everything exists in a dichotomy... good or bad, black or white, on or off.

by jbmonday August 25, 2003

Doihy

1. Resigning oneself to one's unfortunate circumstances
2. Expressing one's discontent for his surroundings
3. Expressing indifference to a seemingly important subject
4. A form of greeting (Usually accompanied with retarded hand gestures)

Bob: I failed my math test!
Schmob: Doihy!!!
Bob: Doihy!!!

Sally:I don't think I love you anymore. You just care about yourself and never think about me and my wants and desires.
Harry: Doihy!!!

Jack: OMG, a black guy just got elected president!!
Whack: Seriously!!!! What's his--
Interrupting Kanye West: Doihy!!!!

by Doihy Bucket September 29, 2009