The act of pretending to be busy or otherwise engaged such as talking on a phone with no one on the other end in order to avoid social contact with another.
Sam- Shit here comes bill I dont want to talk to him, Quick make out with me!
Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.
Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.
Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
by §ugar§hane April 5, 2009
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A person who conciously or sub-conciously opts to neglect the thought of reality applying to him or her. Instead choosing to lead a life of complete fantasy and/or delusion, often funded by credit cards or student loans.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
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During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.
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by Gerasny March 27, 2018
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This happens mainly due to the lack of acknowledgement of the present members in the party, or technical difficulties in the matchmaking stage.
This happens mainly due to the lack of acknowledgement of the present members in the party, or technical difficulties in the matchmaking stage.
Party member 1: OMG DUDE, I FORGOT BOB!
Party member 2: DUDE OMG RLY? WTF!
Party member 1: YEAH BRO, queue dodge so we can get him in the party! I've done too many queue dodges today!
Party member 2: Alright, we're gonna have to wait another 5 MINS! D:
Party member 2: DUDE OMG RLY? WTF!
Party member 1: YEAH BRO, queue dodge so we can get him in the party! I've done too many queue dodges today!
Party member 2: Alright, we're gonna have to wait another 5 MINS! D:
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