A dong fairy is this little fucker that puts dildos under bad girls pillows over night. Only the horniest of the horny get a visit from the dong fairy!
by T-Whip May 13, 2016
Get the Dong Fairy mug.Jimmy Carr: What did you write Richard?
Richard Ayoade: (looks at Greg)
Greg Davies: We put bad dong
Richard Ayoade: (looks at Greg)
Greg Davies: We put bad dong
by bigbrownc March 13, 2018
Get the bad dong mug.An erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.
For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.
Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.
For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.
Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.
"Dude, you're in a room full of guys and you just got a boner."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."
by HelioSeven February 8, 2010
Get the pavlov's dong mug.by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020
Get the ding dong bitch mug.A piece of history documented in Brett Keane's magnum opera Eternal Undying Love. It refers to a time when an evil atheist dictator named "Zayo Da Dong" killed a bunch of fellow atheists during his "rind" in China.
Brett Keane: What happens if they decide they don't like another atheist out there? Well. History seems to show us, all the way back to the day of Joseph Stalin, atheist dictator killed six million people, how many of those people do you think were other atheists, huh? How many atheists do you think got killed during the RIND OF ZAYO DA DONG? What a fucked up name that guy's got, right?
by Lynch/Fellini July 24, 2021
Get the The Rind of Zayo Da Dong mug.He is a soft little creature. He deserves better. SM is not treating him fairly. But we will love him no matter what! He's currently in a relationship with Yuta but at the same time with Taeil. What can do, its a love triangle. Better luck next time, ladies!
by taeyongirl December 24, 2018
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Bro. I have been stroking my DONG for the past few hours. I'm ready to bust a nut and drain my nutsack
by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023
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