ding dong song

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

by çmébort November 17, 2013

Ding Dong Head

It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.

E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.

by A xoxo March 6, 2018

dingdo

A person who does or says something that is foolish, clumsy, or not well thought out.

The Vatican City IS NOT in China, you dingdo!!

by Jeff_Coke December 25, 2010

Dhingur

1. A word that would be close to the literal meaning would be "Dumb fuck".
2. Worst than saying dumbass/dumbfuck.

"You're not suppos'd to do it that way.. DHINGUR"
"HEY, WATCHYA CALL ME! Don't ever call me that again, you ASSWIPE"
(yea, people take that much offense to it.)

by Mr.Styles January 24, 2011

Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.

Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.

by matBobross June 17, 2018

ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

by moi April 20, 2004

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

The sound of the fox.

Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

by Fox whisperer October 5, 2013