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Dissapointment

The dissapointment came home drunk again
by L1nktheMurderer July 31, 2019
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Dessa

Dessa is the type of friend you will never expect to have. She's kind but a bitch at the same time. She's quite a perfectionist yet procastinates everything and crams everything. She would fight for her friends and would be mad for them. She cherishes those who she considers her friends.

Dessa is quite vulnerable but she only choose a few to show it. If you ever see Dessa, please give her a hug.
Dessa is a fighter
by Lei C June 8, 2021
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Disability Envy

Disability envy is when Chav's (mainly Chavettes) are jealous that someone they vaguely know gets free footwear, free nappies, free and full-time nursery places, a free Mobility car, free Road Tax, re-housing, free adaptionations, free transport to school and all the other 'perks' that come with having a child with a disability.

The jealousy usually manifests itself as heckles like 'Paint your f*****g fence' or 'I told you aleeeeeeeeeeeshaaaa (or similar name for the under fives who has become immune to being sworn at and who are most often allowed to play out until 10pm) not to f*****g play in their b*****d garden'. Sometimes it manifest itself from better known aquaintences who like to make snide and unjustified comments about the dis/abilities of your child, what a better job they could do in your position and how much easier their lives would have been with the 'free stuff' for their own (non-disabled) children. People have been known to say 'They're not THAT disabled' and 'Yea but you're set for life now!'

Disability Envy should not be confused with Penis Envy. Although, in both instances the offenders have flacid c*cks growing out of their foreheads.
Mother: I wish my child could go to University, have a husband, have a baby, stay dry throughout the day and night, write or recognise her own name.
Chav with Disability Envy: Yes, but you get FREE nappies!?

Mother: I'm so worried what will happen when I die or if I become ill and not able to care for my child.
Posh Friend with Disability Envy: Oh I wish I could have gotten Rupert into Nursery without those astronomical fees. What did you say? I was distracted by your new shiny free car.
by Sky24601 June 28, 2010
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Dessa

She’s so hot. Most likely shy/quiet but when she gets comfortable around you she can be a bit crazy and freaky. If you find a Dessa love her forever and never let her go.
Omg it’s a Dessa!!!
by Unicorn.Batman June 6, 2021
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disability heckler

Someone who harasses or embarrasses an individual with a disability out in public view.
One who makes taunting remarks about someones disability.
The man talking to that guy over there in the wheelchair is a disability heckler.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 18, 2008
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vin diesal

A misspelled word on Urban Dictionary for illiterate people who can not type in "Vin Diesel" when adding a definition.
The following is an example one of the aforementioned illiterate people:

vin diesal

finest freak on earth that all men are jealous of!
by Mark Jacobs August 13, 2006
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Disabled picker

a someone (really abled-minded or abled bodied) who torments the mentally disabled people, especially the physically disabled.
No wonder normal people are such disabled pickers, they shouldn't be good human people.
by the non-normal man 88 September 27, 2009
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