penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.

ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

by niggman star33 October 6, 2011

Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.

Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

by unknown December 6, 2004

Distraction

What you and your friends call someone (usually a girl) who wear's sexually suggestive clothes. Especially when the person makes you wet or hard (depending on your gender).

Jack: Hey dudes, look over there! It's Distraction!

Andrew: Oh-ho! Damn, 'aint she hot!

Sophia: Oh, it makes me wet just looking at those tights!

by I Totally Like Reading December 2, 2016

Urban Distraction

When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.

I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!

Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.

by Jake the Ninja February 2, 2010

being a distraction

Someone who is doing something/saying something, that takes people away from what they are doing, and causes them to focus on you.

Noah telling me about him and his girlfriend was "being a distraction" to me getting my homework done.

by Ballers desire May 4, 2014

Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.

There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...

by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005

distractionist

Person with an unnatural talent for distracting people.

Bryan, Danielle, and Ashley are all master distractionists.

by bNz719 October 10, 2010