dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

Dipping in my kool-aid

Trying to take/having an afair with someones girl.

1:Are you dippin' in my Kool-aid?!

2:No man she is all yours.

by Theodore Calech January 23, 2005

dipping my ham in the blu cheese

having intercourse with a woman while she has a yeast infection

i had sex with lisa last night and found out later i was dipping my ham in the blu cheese!

by minktown May 14, 2011

Dipping Sonar

Whilst giving birth to an almighty stool, it enters the water of the toilet bowl and the integrity of the turd is maintained (no snap) until the bowel is evacuated. This is due to the consistancy of the log which is most likely made up of digested pork ribs with a mallasess based sauce and a pint or three of Guinness. An important phenomena is also at play, when the nard enters the water, the submerged portion of the cable becomes weightless which enables the turd to continue and reach maximum length. The cable must be maintained within a certain angle (8.5 degrees) in order to avoid cert snap.
This act resembles the use of a Dipping Sonar Array employed by Naval Anti Submarine Helicopters.

Dave, Loc and Adrian smashed a German pork knuckle, 15 beers, gelato and 5 rums. The next morning, in the Hilton Hotel room, Loc was in peril and screamed that he was doing a Dipping Sonar, Adrian asked if the cable was within limits!

by Triller1 March 3, 2016

dipping and chiming

What you call it when someone is eavesdropping on your conversation and offer advice that is not requested. It is usually a means to get them introduced into your conversation.

Bernice: So, Mike finally brought up us having a baby! I am so happy!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!

by von groovy June 11, 2017

Dipping your fingers in my kool-aid

To cockblock.

Guy 1: You were totally dipping your fingers in my kool-aid back there in front of that hot chick

Guy 2: Yeahh I know

by Chocolate Buddah July 4, 2009

Dipping the bag

one step further than balls deep. To insert your penis fully into a vagina to the point where you are also able to insert you testicles.

Not to be confused with Bopping the bag.

I heard he was dipping the bag with Sonia last night.

by jamaicascreem December 11, 2010