diesel fitter

these will fit her
as in whether or not she will be able to wear this item of clothing

micks job is to place the panties on his head and say "Yep diesel fitter"

by Brian Morris May 30, 2005

sour diesel

A strain of cannabis originated from the Umass Amherst area, rumored to be an offshoot of the breader ChemDawg from the days of www.overgrow.com Was quite popular amoung weed conisuers in Boston and New York in 2000. Was originally a whispy light weight strain. Soma later introduced a strain called NYCSD "New York City Sour Diesel". Claims some rasta gave it to him in NYC, how ever this strain did not originate from NYC and was most likely was other strains bred for similarity with the original, most likely shares parentage with the currently popular grapefruit strain. Because of avalabilty Soma's obviously different strain at the peak of NYCSD popularity the original from the streets of New York became known as ECSD "East Coast Sour Diesel" You can still find the original at the Grey Area coffe shop in Amsterdam. RezDawg of Resivoir seeds uses the original Sour diesel in his sour diesel strains. How ever they have been bred for more weight while keeping the potency. RezDawg's sourdiesel strains are generaly cosidered the standard now.

So how to tell the difference, Sour diesel from soma or soma breeds will be a limey sorta green where as the original was a darker almost blueish hue. This darker hue is quite evident in the strains from Rezdawg. The original smells like a diesel fuel spill at a gas station when broken up where as the Soma strain has a fruity graipfuitish smell.

sour diesel is commonly refered to as the Sour Deez, or the Deez pronounced like saying multiples Ds. Not to be confused with diesel which is a common term in NYC for herion. so it would be Got DEEZ instead of got diesel. you've been warned.

note: this is not a knock on Soma, he did invent or at least main stream the supercropping technique. However he did cause a lot of confusion that is still considered a low blow and betrayel to the original by most "elder" to the growing community. Name steeling such as unlicensed use of DJ Shorts Blueberry has caused quite a bit of fuss in the multimillion dollor seed buisiness.

by Raysputin June 14, 2006

Damsel Slap

Whipping a flaccid penis across the face of a sleeping (or unsuspecting) woman.

I was hangin' with the Avon Grove crew and Kyle got drunk and damsel slapped Jody when she was trippin' balls.

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

Lizard Diesel

Canadian skier slang for penis.

Check out the lizard diesel on that guy!

by Sadham February 26, 2011

Now your sucking diesel

An Irish saying meaning that everything is alrite now!

"Here big lad did ya get that car going?"

"Aye I did!"

"Now your sucking Diesel!!"

by Hen D September 12, 2008

Diesel Horse

1. The term used to describe one who has surpassed being a regular diesel individual, and going to the point of Diesel Horse!
2. The act of basically owning whatever you are working on.

"Man he looked like a diesel horse, as he socked him in the nose."

"Barry Bonds if you want to be a diesel horse, just close you eyes, and let us put this needle in you. It is just saline to clean out your system."

"I just Diesel Horsed them noobs on the PS3!"

by Andrew J. Okeke January 23, 2009

dieseled

(verb) To unknowingly add grain alcohol to someones beverage; in spite, revenge or as a gag.

"Meredith ordered a drink at the bar, but after failing to tip the bartender, he dieseled her drink when she wasn't looking"

"Zach was getting on the bartenders nerves and on the verge of getting kicked out, so Austin dieseled him to finish him off and called in the bouncer"

Eric: "Why is Ryan puking inside that washing machine?"
Gordon: "Because we dieseled all of his shots the entire night."
Eric: "WOW, He is super blacked out."

by Mr. Pink Cadillac October 23, 2011