Didiot

an extremely stupid douche

“oh yeah, he’s such a didiot”

by youcannothidefroerebekah September 2, 2022

Diddiot

Someone who is a diddyblud and an idiot

Man 1: Dude, that guy is stripping down in public and rubbing baby oil on himself.
Man 2: He is so getting arrested for public indecency lmao.
Man 1: Right? what a diddiot

by MrDrat May 25, 2025

Diddiot

Uses an old joke to make something even dumber.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.

John: *walks into a wall*
Dave: Diddiot.

OR

John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...

OR

John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...

by applesaue September 18, 2025

The theory of dildotivity

Time travels more slowly as a dildo first begins to wobble. Especially when a suction cup dildo is thrown and sticks to the intended surface.

The theory of dildotivity isn't something that's just on the Urban dictionary. Throw a dildo and find out. See for yourself! Open your eyes!

by Godamongstmentinymen March 13, 2022

P. Didiot

(PEE DID" + "ee) + ( id-ee-uht)

To be a famously known as an idiot.

That was a P. Didiot move to be late for dinner.

Quit being a P. Didiot!

by Sunshine Jones December 17, 2024