dinky doodle

used to describe a mans small penis

that guy has a dinky doodle

by beachloverblnd January 11, 2008

Dick Door(s)

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.

Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.

by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

Dick doodled

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.

Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.

by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010

Dick Door

The act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his ass) to also open doors. This leaves traces of his dick particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.

Carlos: Eewww, I just saw Thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands

by Big Kahuna Burgers January 6, 2012

dick door

The perforation of one's underwear in the area of his dick.

Some women think men hang their penis out of their dick doors to pee, when, in reality, most men just pull their pants down.

by Mitzell August 4, 2004

dick-door

noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.

After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.

by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

Dinky dooker

A dinky dooker is a word for a complete beat up shitty car. Such as a 1996 Honda civic.

“Did you hear that Honda?”

“Yeah, that thing is a dinky dooker”

by Black boi 3000 July 21, 2023