DICKtator

A guy who fakes a heart so he can get a girl to have sex with him

Dick: Hey meet me at 8
Girl: But why? I told u i hate you!
Dick: Cuz i wanna see your beautiful face...
Girl: Awwwww okay I'll be there now!
Dick: Ill get us condoms

Guy who hears the convo: Boyy, ur suck a DICKtator!

by strexmachine March 14, 2010

dicktatorshit

The propaganda dicktators are constantly pushing onto their sheeple

Dick; C'mon Moron, do u still believe Osama Bin Laden didn't do it, u moron?

Moron; Yeah Dick, I do
Do u still believe that dicktatorshit Bush and Cheney are force feeding u, u dick?

by Paarse Frikandel February 19, 2011

Dicktator

A dicktator is a southern term that refers to potatoes that are shaped like a penis and so dick is combined with the southern term tator to get Dicktator.

Dicktator is all these fat chicks wanna eat anymore... I gonna give em some dick alright but not any tator.

by saharadryhumor January 25, 2015

Dicklatory relief

The sense of weight lifting off of your shoulders because you received mind blowing mood altering dick. Synonym of sexual satisfaction

Jeremy and I had intercourse, luckily I needed some dicklatory relief after a hard day's work.

by anonymous September 7, 2025

Dickslato

Laying the most spectacular dick game to your wifey,mistress or sex partner

OMG... Carol, Aaron gave me the best dickslato ever last night... It went on and on for 3 hours.

by Dutchy345 February 7, 2009

dicktator

Gaddafi.

I am dicktator. However, I'm not from China.

by My Real Namez September 19, 2013

Dicktator

A person who demands absolute control and respect while giving none. Claims they are the only one doing something while others do. When confronted about their behavior, they will claim they misspoke, but never actually apologize until forced to. Will make constant excuses.

Avi is such a dicktator! We aren't even allowed to have lives!

by FearTheTiny January 22, 2018