Dickskapades

When someone is acting like a dick and trying to put shit over on people.

He was up to his sneaky little Dickskapades last weekend.

by Big Mama Squeenge August 11, 2011

dickslap

The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.

Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.

by ms m September 29, 2004

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

Dicksappear

When a female on an internet forum stops showing up entirely when she starts a sexual relationship.

Where has Sandra been? She totally dicksappeared as soon as she started dating Mike.

by Tierz June 30, 2009

dickstepper

someone prone to stepping on dick (metaphorically)

he's such a dickstepper

by mzanotrza February 3, 2014

dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014

Dickslap

When a male genitalia gently grazes your chin

Devlin got dickslapped by MR. K while doing burpees and then proceeded to bruise his chin

by Cblake67 March 18, 2019