Having discipline with your dong. Not letting it function as your second head, knowing how to use it, stamina with it and the ability to kick another man's ass in a dick-sword fight are all characteristics of dicksipline.
Nick: I will beat your ass in a cock fight
Connor: I have a 13 inch horse dong!
Nick: You lack dicksipline, mine has trained for this day.
Sally: He was such a gentleman until we got into the bedroom where he pounded me for an hour straight. I've never seen dicksipline like that before!
Connor: I have a 13 inch horse dong!
Nick: You lack dicksipline, mine has trained for this day.
Sally: He was such a gentleman until we got into the bedroom where he pounded me for an hour straight. I've never seen dicksipline like that before!
by Bigbag69 October 26, 2014
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Alex's dickspan exceeded my expectations!
Alex's dickspan exceeded my expectations!
by lustylinguist July 12, 2011
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Megan: Hey are you going to hook up with Chad tonight?
Ashley: You know, I'm not really sure... Maybe we should go Dicksploring!
Ashley: You know, I'm not really sure... Maybe we should go Dicksploring!
by lessthanexperienced January 27, 2016
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Nothing to do with the former Irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.
Nothing to do with the former Irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.
by rockandrollmachine November 21, 2016
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by TGF bro lover December 19, 2016
Get the Dicksplash mug.Dissplain: a portmanteau of the words "Disrespect" and "Explain".
v. The act of explaining something, esp. certain experiences and/or particular issues to a person or group of people who are more experienced or knowledgeable of said issues, (usually in a condescending, patronizing and disrespectful manner) from the perspective of one who lacks the experience and/or expertise of said issues! Dissplaining is usually done by someone with advantages, power or privilege to someone without advantages, power or privilege. This term is similar to "Mansplaining", "Femsplaining", "Whitesplaining", "Churchsplaining", etc.
v. The act of explaining something, esp. certain experiences and/or particular issues to a person or group of people who are more experienced or knowledgeable of said issues, (usually in a condescending, patronizing and disrespectful manner) from the perspective of one who lacks the experience and/or expertise of said issues! Dissplaining is usually done by someone with advantages, power or privilege to someone without advantages, power or privilege. This term is similar to "Mansplaining", "Femsplaining", "Whitesplaining", "Churchsplaining", etc.
Dexter sees Stella park her vehicle in a handicap zone and decided to take it upon himself to chastise her for it. Galled at his afront, Stella tries to tell him that her disability is medically related, but Dexter shoots her down immediately, Dissplaining to her that he sees no "evidence" to prove her disability, despite her license plate obviously indicating that she is!
by GoBeeCee July 27, 2019
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"I hate Elijah."
"Why?"
"He's a dicksplash."
"We stan blu-ray not eli-ace"
JK JK I AM NOT SANTA BC SANTA HATES ELIJAH AND I AM NOT SANTA THE END
"Why?"
"He's a dicksplash."
"We stan blu-ray not eli-ace"
JK JK I AM NOT SANTA BC SANTA HATES ELIJAH AND I AM NOT SANTA THE END
by ILIKERAY December 16, 2021
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