Dickmanship

How well a man can use his dick for pleasure.

1: Last night, she just was not into fucking at all, man. She just wanted me to eat her pussy all night!

2: Dude, you need to work on your Dickmanship, pronto!

1: For the, what the fuck?

2: You know, work on your moves, get some technique down with your pole...

by krho November 3, 2009

Dickmas

When your counting down to a Dick Appointment/sex

Can’t wait to see Joe in two weeks for Dickmass

by Jodi Ku August 8, 2019

Dicksmith

One who has had much experience of dicks, and if a person has had a superior amount of experience of dicks they can be a member of The Guild Of Master Dicksmiths. This term can also be used to to offend someone verbally.

Hay Bri I was watching that band Silent Slave last night.

( Bri ) What were they like???

Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith

by Jodi Henson June 20, 2007

Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

Dicksplash

An asshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his penis in it and doesn't tell you. Very common with waiters if your an asshole customer.

"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."

"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."

by Duck man davey November 25, 2013

dickrash

A guy who when he talks to girls changes the pitch of his voice and acts gay. Also has a rash on his dick.

Rashaad is a dickrash for not chilling with us

by noobsmallwang March 20, 2011

Dicksplash

Dicksplash (noun) a word for a dumbass who pissed too hard into a urinal and it splashed back and hit him. Commonly used to describe a person this has happened to in the past

Jake is such a dicksplash

by Ashmaggot November 13, 2011