Dickfart

A dumb bitch named gabby

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so

by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018

Dickmatized

dickmatized: being hypnotized by some good dick. 2. Can't get enough of somebody's dick. May result in poor decisions. 3. A trap for smart girls that get thirsty and fuck the next guy that comes along and the dick is so surprisingly good you get hooked to a loser.

That boy has you dickmatized.

by michellezilla August 17, 2020

Dickmatized

When your soul , mind , and body have been completely taken by the dick. You start to say unconsciously thoughts after being railed by the dick such as “ I love you .” Mind you this happens after just a week of being introduced to the dick and then engulfed by it.

Jessie was so pleased after the dick she wanted to marry him. Call her dickmatized.

by beau 21 August 11, 2021

Doobie DickSmack

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010

dicksalt

an insult normally used out of compulsion to describe a person who recently took something of yours or screwed you out of something you deserved.

Yo Dicksalt why you messing with my stuff!

by Sludgecone April 21, 2007

dickmatized

As in hypnotized by the dick of one's latest sexual conquest.

"Seth has Eliza dickmatized."

by elizalegs February 9, 2007

dickfart

A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.

I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?

by hinder90 February 23, 2010