Dicknotist

A man who knows how to read women and tell them what they want to hear for personal (usually sexual) gain.

They aren’t the shy guys or simps who you tend to ignore, they have qualities, physical and character wise, that make them popular with most women.
These men are programmed to run through women, and no matter how special you claim to be, all it takes is one phone conversation or date to break you down in his head.

Once a Dicknotist figures out that you’re a romantic who’s playing tough because you have trust issues, he’ll adjust his game to exploit your typical ass.

by Bonrok August 4, 2020

Dicknotized

Being hypnotized by male genitilia, penis, cock, or dick.

Struggle to break free from. Hypnotizing effect of penis, sexually.

I was dicknotized by his penis and almost couldn't break free from its hypnotizing effects.

by Poptart289 November 28, 2021

Dicknotized

The act of hypnosis with the use of a penis to deprive one of all of their senses

Example: Man chad really dicknotized me on Saturday, I forgot my name.

Example 2: Emily was so dicknotized on Thursday that she stranded Brielle in the bar bathroom. Brielle was hopeless, vulnerable, and alone, unaware of what she should do next, due to Emily's state of dicknosis.

by pinkdildoinmydresser April 5, 2022

Dicknotized

When a female/male is so obsessed with a past relationship, fling, or hookup, that they will drop everything and anyone, no matter how inconvenient or out of the way, to be used for a short period of time just to be ignored again in the end

Dude, kirsten is so dicknotized, I don’t think she will ever come to terms with what is actually going on

You are so dicknotized! I think its time to snap you out of this with an intervention! Otherwise we can’t be friends anymore.

by PROB13M December 4, 2022

Dickfoot

Dickfoot is an dream demon, who is over 5,000 years old. He lives in the Dark Swap Meet, past the regular shops, behind the Dress Maker. He stands at the door of his Alterations Boutique dressed in an all white suit. Once in side his boutique as he passes the doors he changes into a Dark, tall, hairy and brooding demon with a Penis for a foot. Dickfoot wears a large sheep skin condom on his foot to keep the infinite seamen that spews from penis foot from releasing his seed into your dreams. If you survive the interaction with Dickfoot you can choose a life of Riches, Adventure, or a Normal life. Unfortunately, his children, which are demons minions, will look for you for the rest of your life. Choose wisely

Dude last night I feel asleep and ran into Freddy Kruegers father himself! The Dream Master Dickfoot! His foot looked like a fuckin horse dick spewing demon cum infinitely but it was covered up with a large sheep skin condom. It was nasty the cum kept seeping out of the cockring in the pattern of a heartbeat.

by DJ Rick MoreAnus March 3, 2023

Dickroot

The bodypart above the groin/pippeli. Also known as "vagina bones".

"What happened during the 2024 DICE awards?"
"Dickroot apocalypse, perchance."

by fuckdickgoomba February 16, 2024

Dickfoot

When a man's penis is long enough to cover the entire length of a woman's bare foot with a minimum length of 9.6875 inches (or longer) *or roughly a women's size 8.5 (U.S.)*, measured from the back of her heel to the tip of her longest toe, then that man is considered to be a "Dickfoot", as well as to be considered in the classification of the highly regarded and intimidating Dickfoot family of male endowment.

While Bill was getting out of the shower, his newly found girlfriend was rushing into the bathroom to use it, unaware of his nakedness. Without thinking she shouted... "OMG Bill!!!... I heard that you were long but not Dickfoot long!!!" ... while she attempted to cover the length of his male member, all while falling a bit short due to her women's size 8 (U.S.) that just could not quite do the job.

by Dr. Buster Hyman (DF Div.) November 8, 2025