by Santa_Cerveza April 16, 2008
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Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!
by kel the dog August 14, 2010
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by ilikecatsand2k20 November 10, 2019
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Ruler of all goths. Wears atleast 5lbs of eyeliner, and has to be in ownership of atleast 2 corsets and a pair of high heel combats that go up to the knees. Sounds almost identical to the bad guy played on the Inspector Gadget television shows. Sticks and stones may break her bones but chains and whips definitally excite her! Not normally seen in daylight, but watch out becuase she lurks in the shadows of the night waiting for YOU to be her next tragic victim. You have been warned.
Ruler of all goths. Wears atleast 5lbs of eyeliner, and has to be in ownership of atleast 2 corsets and a pair of high heel combats that go up to the knees. Sounds almost identical to the bad guy played on the Inspector Gadget television shows. Sticks and stones may break her bones but chains and whips definitally excite her! Not normally seen in daylight, but watch out becuase she lurks in the shadows of the night waiting for YOU to be her next tragic victim. You have been warned.
by J-Word July 30, 2008
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Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.
Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.
Having sex... without busting a nut.
Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.
And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.
Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.
Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.
Having sex... without busting a nut.
Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.
And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.
by that's not my last name May 27, 2006
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Billy stepped off the bus, arriving in Hollywood with nothing but a dollar in his pocket and a dream of becoming the next big star. After 3 years of rejection, failed auditions, and lousy bit parts in sub-B movies, Billy returned home, with his dreams of Hollywood stardom shattered in a thousand pieces. Billy thought he was going to be the next Nicholas Cage, but he ended up just another Dickless Cage.
by Sebastian Fairtel May 26, 2011
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