dickmatized

As in hypnotized by the dick of one's latest sexual conquest.

"Seth has Eliza dickmatized."

by elizalegs February 9, 2007

dickmatized

When the quality of the dick is so high that you tell of those other man hoes to go to hell. You change your number, you delete them from facebook, you start filing restraining orders. You put all of your eggs in one basket. You overlook the man's shortcomings because the dick is SO AMAZING. So amazing you practically forget your name

"i had to change my phone number so Jim and Thomas would quit calling. I'm only interested in Chad for right now.."

"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"

"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"

by bbfemmex February 11, 2010

Dickmeal

When you take any word out of a sentence and add the word, "dick". It instantly makes the sentence "Fratty" or funny.

Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.

Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.

by I'm full of truthiness May 23, 2008

Dickmatize

When a male will basically hypnotize you with his dick. Sex so good it put you in a trance.

Guy1113-" and now for my last trick I'll be able to control your mind and your whole body once I Dickmatize you my dear! And before you even Know it we will both be naked and you'll think you just fell in love, but remember that feeling of love will fade QUICKLY due to the facts of this is an illusion you'll only be dickmatized"

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019

Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008

Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

by Falling Down January 14, 2016

dickfeather

A dickfeather is a person that either is or is called gay. The person who is called gay is always a male and usually excessively camp. The female version of a dickfeather is called a fannyknuckle.

Man 1: I like the company of men
Man 2: You're a fucking dickfeather I swear

by .AJ. January 7, 2017