horse dickery

dicking around, not getting shit done.
actions that impede a smooth flow of work.

We will never get this done with the amount of horse dickery going on.

by uncle schmoocoo November 12, 2007

dickory

like in "hickory dickory clocks", dickory is used as an adjective that will be descibing the worst of situations and of objects.

The clansman makes a good point when he bought piece of dickory clocks for jocks.

by Freed O.T. February 22, 2006

dickery

your acting like a dick and you have no type of respect for women

your being very dickery

by hoe life February 24, 2017

Hickory Dickory Dock

A persons that is slow; not smart

violet : girl he dont need thanksgiving dinner if he got me ;))
mak : bitch he gon starve
violet : no dumb bitch he not gon starve he got me you fucking hickory dickory dock

by Idontneedaplan November 28, 2018

Dickgrass

pubes
mow the lawn

Bitch: Wheres your dick? All i see is a dickgrass down there!
Carl: Bitch, my lawn won't mow it self.

by TwerkingSlothFetus November 26, 2014

Dickgrip

The name of the grip one performs during Masturbation.

Alex: Did Dave fix the Hole in his Bedroom Door, yet?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?

by norTnoJ August 31, 2016

Clever Dickery

to be a clever dick; the hilarity that ensues from being witty as well as silly; the drawing of male genitalia in a unique, insightful, and hilarious manner (see cleverdickery.com)

Bob: So last night I said to John, "Hey John, nobody ordered extra sausage on their pizza, so zip up your pants already!"
Sally: Oh Bob, I love your clever dickery.

by rozyland June 30, 2011