Dickshift

verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)

Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it

by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

Dickshoe

A rather fashionable pair of shoes for your dick.

"Phenom just got the coolest dickshoe, I have ever seen."

by Shocky4878 July 21, 2009

dickshit

there are several meanings:
1.) to ejaculate
2.) an insult, like asshole or fart knock
3.) to have feces on one's penis after anal
4.) when the colon is connected to the urethra, causing the man to defecate from his penis
5.) to excrete out a man's penis

1.) oh baby, i'm going to dickshit in you!
2.) lick my butthole you dickshit
3.) eww girl, you gave me a dickshit

examples 4 and 5 can be heard on the Vonal-Ksz demo "Diced Uterus in Rectal Slop"

by skunk_carcass May 6, 2004

Erbin dickshinary

The retarded form on urban dictionary.

I lak erbin dickshinary

by I'm da bezt fool July 4, 2017

dickshitter

An offensive insult referring to a person's asshole-like qualities.

Dude, you're such fucking dickshitter.

by vinnie baby January 14, 2008

dickish

Slang;

Pronunciation:dik-‘ish

A generic use of the proper word

adjective;A description of the improper use of the word (dick) acting as a dick would. ie: spouting or discharging grossly without thinking!

You said alot of things in your email that were very dickish!

by chadakel January 29, 2008

dickshot

To smack someone you don't like or someone who thinks they are better than you with your penis.

Ramon had taken all he could take and finally snapped and when the frie cook went on his break, he walked over to him and gave him a dickshot.

by The Perm June 11, 2007