Dickfoot

There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.

oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...

by bukbukake May 29, 2009

dicknooty

Dick. Nut. and Booty

It smells like dicknooty in here. Yes someone had their penis in someones' ass.

by malloymeboy February 22, 2008

dickoosh

A person who is a cross between a dick and a douche. An ass-hole who is also a creep.

Guy: "Hey, ladies. If you play your cards right I'll let you give me a Brazlilian wax."

Girl 1: "Dude, that's gross."

Guy: "Whatever. I wasn't talking to you anyway. I was talking to your hot friend."

Girl 2: "What a dickoosh!"

by Mishy88 November 4, 2011

DickDobbler

Someone who's a hoe always wanting dick.

1. Kim kardashian is such a dickdobbler wtf!!!
2. Enough Jojo stop dobbling my dick

by woahhbroo March 28, 2016

Dickfooding

Dickfooding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a dickfooder in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.

Look at this dumbass he always dickfooding.

Nahhh the dickfooding is Crazy.

by ElFanum December 19, 2022

dickidoo

When someone's gutt sticks out futher then there dickidoo

Billy couldn't have sex because of his dickidoo

by shizzle minizle March 21, 2003

Dickdoodling

Used to refer to someone else's procrastination, usually accompanied by other vulgarities. A combination of dicking around, or engaging in pointless activity, and doodling, which is a specific pointless activity.

Hey asshole, quit dickdoodling and start studying for your exam!

by Yosemitic July 18, 2009