Dickblazer

Opertunist trying to hard the get dick.

Yo get off my bro, stop being such a dickblazer!

by anonymous June 12, 2024

Dickbeater

As it pertains to the condition of an individual’s vehicle, being in such poor condition that no woman would possibly engage in any type of sexual activity with the vehicle’s owner, thereby forcing said vehicle’s owner to engage in masturbation as the sole means for sexual releae

John needs to get a new job so he can replace that shitbox dickbeater he is driving so he can at least get laid once before he dies

by Mr Miyagi’s penis February 24, 2025

Dicksaster

When you go to have sex with a dude and he stops you and says he has a STD and his dick is bleeding.

I went to his place and he had a DICKSASTER, it was so fucking nasty!

by anonymous April 20, 2025