dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.

Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)

by FYGITA July 21, 2009

Dickolas

a pretentious, pompous, arrogant, self centered, hypocritical, two faced, unoriginal, heartless, deceitful, scheming, naive, shallow, promiscuous imp with nothing better to do than to prey upon the vunerable (usually females between the ages of 16-22).

I thought things were going to work out between us, but her turned out to be a dickolas.

by Echo Foxtrot October 15, 2007

dicklestick

Penis.

I took a ride on a dicklestick last night!

by LBo979 November 3, 2010

Dicklash

Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.

by Fondleface November 2, 2012

Dickbasket

A person(s) who has commited a certain act of faggotry. Otherwise known as the kid you keep your pants buckled near.

Its funny how David scratches and flashes his pubic hair right in front of us, like he expects us to comment on how long it is. He's such a fucking dickbasket man.

by lolwank September 27, 2009

dickbeaters

using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.

Stick your peter between my dickbeaters. baby!

by bambamthankyamaam April 4, 2015

dickblaster

UR MOM

Having syphalis is really a dickblaster.

by matrixx1 May 29, 2010