dickanus

when someone you know is being unsavory./you.

"I'll call you by your name...dickanus."

by dirk squarejaw May 5, 2003

dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017

dickarooni

a person who is a asshole, stupid, annoying, or just a dick . esp; people who draw dicks on peoples facebook wall and or desks.

"Dude, Zach, you're such a fucking dickarooni for putting dicks everywhere on desks in your science class!"

by DFrank June 19, 2009

Dicknog

Ejaculate; semen

I just shot a load of dicknog all over my jockey shorts watching that Kathy Bates nude scene from About Schmidt.

by 4thelulz34 June 30, 2010

dicknob

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

by jwgrooves October 11, 2010

Dicknold

a player who goes by the name Dicknold is a teamkiller in online games such as Battlefield 2. Also spamming the radio and being on the arab team is most common for this player.

The road to jalalabad is his favorite map

- Dicknold stood in the way of a teamplayers tank and punished the player for a team kill.

- Dicknold plants C4 under an unaware teammate sniper and detonates the explosives so the player falls to his death regardless of friendly fire being disabled.

- Dicknold gets permabanned for too many teamkills.

- Dicknold changes his name to fagnold.

Dicknold posts messages on the carried away "ramming stomach" can be found on google.

waff.. Woo bad!

by Pignold May 3, 2008

Dickonometry

The science of determining a man's penis size through careful study of his physical features, e.g., height, weight, build, size of hands/feet/nose and jawline angle.

After a thorough dickonometry evaluation, she determined that his dick is so small, even quarks are jealous.

by TheBombMama October 7, 2015