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Don't get your dick out

What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.
Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.
by You don't know me, honestly January 31, 2018
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Fart a Dick Out

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.
To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!
by Billy_b March 31, 2008
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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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A phrase used to accuse someone of economic violence against a marginalized group or the working people. Directed against corporations, the government, insurance companies, car dealerships, banks, rental agencies, and other conmen.
"Inflation is occurring because of supply chain issues, I mean corona virus, I mean inflation, I mean tariffs..."
"You mean raw dogging, bareback Greed. Get your dick out of my wallet."
by LazyRooster December 9, 2025
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What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.
Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.
by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025
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dick fell out

1) one's dick falls out of the fly in one's boxers
2) to make a stupid mistake
3) an excuse
Wow Jimmy, you really missed that shot bad. -Sorry guys, my dick fell out on that one.

Shit! I added instead of subtracted. My dick fell out on that problem.
by Matt Kimmons May 10, 2006
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Dick dish out

A boy/man that likes to hit and quit to any girl who asks
Shaniqua:omdss elle tony is so fit. But he’s a dick dish out
Elle:yeah word you’ll probably ask him for it next
Shaniqua:yeah can’t lie
by Lamal344 April 17, 2019
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