dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

Dickless

1)No Balls
2)Someone who has no dick
3)Pussy little sissy boy

Bill, you are a "Dickless" coward, grow a dick.

Tim, you no balls fuck.. First things first. I know you have a dick, but you need to get a new one. Only this time, get one that has some balls attached to it.

by Jello December 17, 2004

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

by Breelynn November 13, 2009

dicklefloss

A supreme insult indicating someone with a johnson so thin it can be used as dental floss.

He's such a jerk he probably uses dicklefloss.

by Atsepmet February 17, 2008

Disclexic

In ultimate, or other disc related sports, the inability to read the disc, or tell where it is going.

Nick: "That guy kinda sucks at ultimate"
Sean: "I know, he must be disclexic"

by warmachineultimate January 5, 2009

Dinclehole

Dinclehole (noun) is used as an insult towards someone. Usually it is used as a general insult, similar to calling someone a butt. It's been included into a rap called "Yo Yo Yo, You Dinclehole."
"Yo yo yo, you dinclehole
You suck at life and you look like a troll
At least I have a soul
No you don't
Oh. You don't even know what fun means you're such a typical wannabe
Sure that's me but people actually like me, they run away from you cause you smell like a butt
Shut it, you mole. Like whaaaaaat?
You calling' me a mole, huh? You used to cry cause all you got was coal
When I was like five. Anyway, back to the point
You're such a dincle-dinclehole

Dinclehole
Dinclehole
Whaaaaat?"
If lost at words in a fight with your father, just call him a dinclehole.

"Why are you such a dinclehole, dad?"

by dontrunthinthehalls March 9, 2019