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Deuce-Deuce 

When two people take a crap simultaneously on one toilet. One person sits on the toilet as normal, then the other person squats and shits in the hole in between the person's legs.
Joe has to shit and so does Pat but there is only one toilet. Joe enters the bathroom and Pat see's his opportunity has passed to use the can. Pat then says "Joe let's save some time and "Deuce-Deuce".
Deuce-Deuce by Peter Upinya March 12, 2008

deuce deuce moment 

When Billy, number 22 (deuce deuce), is up to bat, and you're team needs a clutch play. *exclusively used in baseball*

When you're team needs a big play, reliant entirely on the worst player of the team, who is almost entirely incapable at doing the required task
Announcer: Billy Figs is up to bad.. the team could really benifit from a big play right now... Random Player: not another deuce deuce moment

Deuce Deuce Mafia 

A group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.
(Chuck)Yo, Jesse, where you goin'?

(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!!
Deuce Deuce Mafia by Bobbblett July 17, 2006

Deuce Deuce Mafia 

One who owns a .22 weapon and proud of it!
Dave and Jerm shoot on the weekends. Their groups is called the Deuce Deuce Mafia! They both shout " Deuce Deuce Mafia SON!"

Deuce Deuce Mafia 

Group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.
(Chuck) Yo, Jesse where you goin'?
(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!
Deuce Deuce Mafia by Bobbblett July 22, 2006

deuce deuce deuces 

Having an exact number of .22 calibur pistols, first used on September 24th in the Art class in 6th period by Daniel.
"John look at this drawing of this dude with his deuce deuce deuces!"
deuce deuce deuces by we're high October 8, 2004