Derection

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019

Destruction on lock

To have witness or recorded an event that was unbelievable or Recorded somone who went beast mode in anything and had it all on tape or recorded in anyway.

Dude 1:Man i couldn't believe it, When i saw him get hit with da sleepa and not only did he fall asleep to the floor. his broke off tooth put a hole in his cheek

Dude 2: did you get it on tape?

Dude 1: Yea i had that Destruction on lock.

by Mr. who shall not be named September 4, 2010

mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Destruction

When you are beyond hammered and or shitfaced. Destruction usually results in either a blackout or an mip.

Destruction also usually consists of the usage of weed to end the night.

Person #1: How was last night? Last I saw, you ran naked into the diag.

Person #2: Absolute destruction. I can't remember anything.

by Ace_Go_Blue March 22, 2010

Distraction Halo

1. Two (or three or four) teams of two (usually consisting of a guy and a girl but can be guy-guy or girl-girl) play Halo matchmaking Slayer. The team that is winning has one member (the one who is playing) receiving oral. When that player starts losing the oral stops and the new winner gets oral from their partner.
2. A Sex Game

"We played distraction halo last night and I won in multiple ways. ;)"

by CreatorofDistractionHaloDuck April 14, 2009

cultural distraction

A cultural distraction is due to cultural activities that are practiced by one culture but has also become an activity for other cultures although it doesn't really pertain to their own culture or doesn't really matter, really.

"Do we really have to participate in this cultural distraction of Chinese New Year's again? Really? Why are we celebrating their New Year again? Are we going to end up buying trinkets for things we don't really believe in? I think this is all a marketing ploy to sell trinkets every year.

by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015

addition by retraction

The idea that you earn some major points as a medical student if you do an exceptional job and remain utterly enthusiastic while performing a seemingly mundane task such as pulling back tissue in surgery for your attending doctor.

Student 1: "I can't believe Johnny got that residency spot. Must've been his positivie attitude and his efforts to do everything he could to help out his attendings in surgery."

Student 2: "Yeah, must've been a case of 'addition by retraction'."

by Krusty the Klown November 2, 2008