Formerly known as help desk the service desk is a central point of contact between users and the IT Service Organization. So basically, they get sh*t on by thier bosses and sh*t on by the people calling in.
"I forget my password like all the time so I have to call the service desk and have them like reset it. I wonder why they sound so snotty?"
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With my pending at work and the amount of people calling me each day I'm on the brink of desk rage and one day I'm going to break and take it out on that weird guy that sits next to me.
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