Desperate eyes

When even the most repulsive people appear attractive due to an extended period of loneliness.

Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."

by Jmarev June 9, 2013

Desperita

When you are desperately in need of a drink but you are all out of other liquor and mixers and left only with tequila and random other beverages.

Liquor store is closed and all I have left is tequila and Dr. Pepper. Looks like it's time for a desperita!

by houston34baby May 25, 2019

Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

derpressed

Being depressed over something stupid/silly or for a seemingly stupid/silly reason.

derpressed kid: "im depressed because my mom wont buy me black ops."

depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"

by chaosweapon1 March 29, 2011

desperation kink

The sexual arousal someone feels when they feel the need to piss.

"I have such a desperation kink"

by Jsoevels January 1, 2016

derder

Noun. Cylindrical light-stock cardboard tube used to wrap toilet paper and paper towels, among myriad other paper and card stock products. Once the paper is exhausted and it is no longer used in its original capacity, it is used to trumpet one's voice around the room or venue in similar fashion to a megaphone.

My dad sounds so ridiculous when he uses that derder to make a duck call.

by Suwannee Redhead September 13, 2005

desperate

1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.

Tom is such a desperate f***, literally trying to bang everything that moves.

by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017