open delivery

When your mail arrives pre opened for your convenience.

Daan chose the open delivery option because he was too lazy to open the envelope himself.

by Dora the pokemon explorer September 8, 2016

Alabama Delivery Package

1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.

2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.

I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

fecal delivery

When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.

Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”

by PBR Defined This, Yer Welcome! April 27, 2022

Wing Wong Delivery Service

A type of old-fashioned delivery used to bring food to the people of China.

I ordered a bowl of ramen from Wing Wong Delivery Service.

by orangeduck53 March 9, 2023

Gooch delivery

When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby

Billy got tackled but off loaded the ball through a quick gooch delivery

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

Delivery Face

A male of hispanic descent that looks as if he would be delivering your food. Not every Hispanic male has this look, typically only the legitimate, illegal immigrants (AKA not American-Hispanic).

I saw this guy at a bar, and he totally had delivery face. It was a no-go.

by gothiqamericanprincess January 1, 2012

Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"

by tsukiatari March 27, 2007