Dennedy

A dumbass that gets slapped by karma and becomes paralyzed after spending the day cheating on his girlfriend.

That Dennedy jumped out the window to take an Uber to see his cheese and fractured his back when he fell.

by JUSTMEMYSEOF&I December 30, 2022

Leave Request Denied

Leave Request Denied is a term often heard in all branches of the Canadian Forces.

When a request is passed up a military chain of command in order to be given temporary leave or time off from training (typically because of school or if you happen to be a part of the McGill Hybrid Racer Design Team), it goes through several stages.

Several officers may approve the memo on its way up, but as it very often occurs, once the memo has reached the top it will ultimately get denied.

The memo would then be returned to the sender with "request denied" or "leave request denied" written on it.

"I recommend we approve this request due to it being related to school".

"Leave request denied".

FUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by Magistrate88 September 23, 2010

Noodle al dente

Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.

He can't get his noodle al dente

by Hyyphann February 1, 2020

al dente

italian for "to the tooth." refers to pasta that is slightly undercooked. pasta cooked enough to be firm but not soft.

"we forgot to cook the pasta all the way"
"just tell 'em it's al dente and quit your bitchin"

by bacm123 October 13, 2005

self denied control

This is when a person (male or female) feel that they should not have control over their own lives. This is caused by a troubled past or self hate, or being controled by family members (usually the parents) for to long (usually by the age of 18)

People who are like this uaually panic when given something to maintain or to look over.

However when they ask for something to control it is uaually something small to look over.

If this is not taken care of the person may become insane and sometimes suicide.

However insanity can also cause this if said person hears voices in their head.

Some of the signs are:

sleepless-ness
lack of apatite

dangerous levels of alcohol/drug in take
deep depression
feeling the need to stay in
lack of interest in normal everyday things
not taking care of oneself

Some suicide victims have self denied control and feel that they can't live without being controled

by theotherguyinabox March 11, 2010

Couch Denter

An ass cheek carving on couch cushions: The art of sitting home all day, not working and leaving the undeniable ass prints on a brand new/used sofa.

Guy 1: Hey dude what does your wife do for a living? Mine is making some serious cash as an Nurse.

Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.

by StiffPigeon October 28, 2011

Center Denter

A racial slur directed towards Arabs because, terrorists flew planes into the World Trade Center; Hence Center Denter.

That kids mom is such a center denter, I think she will try and kill me.

by C00n 5mug13r June 3, 2009