a pseudo relationship state in which one partner refuses to commit to a formal definition of the relationship and in lieu of that commitment offers the unverifiable claim to future commitment at some unspecified time and date
He keeps reaching out and telling me he wants to Be with me but then doesn’t make an effort to move commit- almost like he is delaying committing.
Girl, you are in a delationship.
Girl, you are in a delationship.
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Get the Decimation mug.When you nut so hard that it exits through her mouth, exploding all her internal organs in the process.
by Nut_meme November 29, 2016
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Every rapper is better than Lil Wayne nowadays, he's not even a rapper anymore, the bitch sings like a faggot. Jay-z, Papoose, Nas, Mob Deep, fucking everyone is better than him, he fucking sucks. Dedication 3 sucks cock
by fuklilwayne December 9, 2008
Get the Dedication 3 mug.the process of removing all traces of your former significant other after a break up. this usually includes removing pictures of them from your facebook/mypsace, and informing everyone you know of the breakup.
As soon as Sam and I broke up, I began the delationshipping process by removing him from my top 8 on myspace.
by tlane February 15, 2008
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Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world
Accountant: Dude - your so great I'm gonna award you the Data Collection Champion position
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important
Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important
Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd
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