Detective ElitePrime

A shit scottish driver on Redline.

Look at that Detective ElitePrime! What a shit and disgrace to driving!

by Demonic Elf September 15, 2020

detective work

group sex

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?

by Jean Genet Ramsey October 21, 2008

Detective Dumbfuck

1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.

Hey, Detective Dumbfuck, come here.

by Professor Pseudonym March 31, 2011

Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

by specialkk47 December 5, 2011

the hungry detective

An old vice cop that used to chase bad guys and now chases down food joints.

The Hungry Detective enjoyed a fabulous meal at Halls in Charleston, SC.

by B Crouch April 13, 2021

sub-defective

A person deemed so uncool and lame that they are below the loser level.

Joan: I'm already a sub-defective. Do you want me to become a toad next?

by OMFGitzREGINA September 30, 2008

Donkey Detective

One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.

Look at Ben, he's a total Donkey Detective.

Stop inspecting my ass, you Donkey Detective!

by Mobius92 April 25, 2006