by Larry December 5, 2004
Get the Pedophile mug.Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.
Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.
Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.
by Lighammer June 18, 2009
Get the Bob the Angry Pedophile mug.A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.
Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.
Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.
Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
by Ed January 20, 2005
Get the pedophile mug.A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.
If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.
by BurgWords February 25, 2011
Get the Pedophile Lumberjack mug.One who is overly adoring or absolutely enthralled by Kedaphy; One who is obsessed or deeply longs for Kedaphy.
by Secret Kedophile =o March 16, 2008
Get the Kedophile mug.by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018
Get the Pedophile Legs mug.A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.
by FreshNettle December 17, 2019
Get the Agro-pedophile mug.