Noun.
The Unrealistic Dreamer is a random series of unplanned and awkward mistakes crashing together to compose something both beautiful and heartbreaking. He or she is a fierce protector, fast and strong, intellectual and scientific, romantic and lonely, all at once. He or she is, contrary to first impression, very realistic and clear-thinking, and sees past the smokescreen that is 'life' to see the levers and pulleys that run the machine, thus enabling them to conquer the major trials of modern life fairly easily, although the small things such as being social do not come as easily. an Unrealistic Dreamer is an enigma to be analyzed, a precious treasure to be discovered, hiding in plain sight, merged unconventionally with his or her surroundings.
The Unrealistic Dreamer is a random series of unplanned and awkward mistakes crashing together to compose something both beautiful and heartbreaking. He or she is a fierce protector, fast and strong, intellectual and scientific, romantic and lonely, all at once. He or she is, contrary to first impression, very realistic and clear-thinking, and sees past the smokescreen that is 'life' to see the levers and pulleys that run the machine, thus enabling them to conquer the major trials of modern life fairly easily, although the small things such as being social do not come as easily. an Unrealistic Dreamer is an enigma to be analyzed, a precious treasure to be discovered, hiding in plain sight, merged unconventionally with his or her surroundings.
Unrealistic Dreamer - a person that resembles a mix between an escapist, a poet, a genius, and a schizophrenic.
by SomewhereNowhere December 15, 2009
Get the Unrealistic Dreamer mug.It is the final stage of drinking too much in one evening/day. It is the progression from Dean to Dean-o to Deaner. By throwing ash trays at people on the dnace floor and parading around naked with a hat to cover yourself, you may have reached Deaner level.
Examples of Deaner level talk;
"I can tell by the way you move your hips that you are not a virgin"
"What is this? Sluts on parade?"
"Lets party later?"
"I can tell by the way you move your hips that you are not a virgin"
"What is this? Sluts on parade?"
"Lets party later?"
by General Chang August 26, 2006
Get the Deaner mug.A guy that pretends to be a permabulker but lacks the permabulker's muscle mass and ability to move weight, while still sporting a voluminous gut. Frequently trains chest, lats and biceps and avoids training legs or lower back in order to keep some semblance of what he considers a V shaped build but always shows a physique thats characterized by neither huge muscles nor low bodyfat. Benches and squats 2 plates and change while weighing close to 300 pounds. Loves to sport close cropped hair and wears extra smedium shirts, often likes tattoos
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Get the demergitize mug.The act of shitting oneself while sleeping and also on another person in the bed unbeknownst to them.
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Get the Cleveland Dreamer mug.A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.
Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.
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