deuce 

(n) a word used by a modern teenaged audiance in place of fuck and shit. Usually based from Stewie of Family Guy

What the Deuce?
Deuce this place, there's nothing going on!

deuce by S.A.K. June 25, 2005

Deuce 

A two-hour session with a prostitute.

The trick got pissed that he nutted in five minutes because he paid for a deuce.

Deuce by What U. Waant August 12, 2003

Deuce 

an approximate measure of 200 pounds

- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime

Deuce by whiskymack January 9, 2004

deuce 

1. to shit
2. to smoke half of someones cigarette
3. a 22 oz bottle of malt liquor
4. the number two

1. "yo i gotta drop a fat deuce."
2. "yo lemme get deuce on that cigarette."
3. "pick up some jack and a deuce of st. idnes"
4. "all i got is a pair of deuce." (in cards)

deuce by Kev Nice April 17, 2006

Deuce 

A 1932 Ford

As in, "She's my Little Deuce Coupe, you don't know what I got".

Deuce by pacman February 8, 2003

Deuce 

Former lead singer of Hollywood Undead. Current solo artist.

Formerly knowm as tha producer

"Yo what happened to Deuce from H.U?"

"Hes with 9 lives now"

Deuce by Isaac R November 4, 2016

Deuce 

The nicest boy ever . Who will never fail to make you laugh! Has the best smile , and is very good at everything he does ! And one hecka good baller

Is that deuce ? Yes he’s the best ever !!

Deuce by Jdlegrbdjba February 17, 2019