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Dankula

When someone has a particularly large phallus, slang calls it a "Dankula".
This has been coined after the infamous YouTuber Mark Meechan, who's channel name is "Count Dankula". His audience on YouTube and Twitter respectively have come to the conclusion that he must have a giant penis, after overanalizing multiple pictures of his crotch.

It did not help that Meechan has referred to his penis as "Pringle-can" sized in videos before.
"Hey baby, wanna see my Dankula?
"No thanks, I prefer smaller privates."

"That Mark Meechan guy has a real Dankula."
"Well yeah, he is the new Long-Dong-Silver after all."

"Is that a Pringles-can in your pants or do you really have a dankula?
by HahaMrBigPenis December 13, 2022
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Daiquiri Dick

Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.
As Brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri dick then passed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.
by Daiquiri Dick July 22, 2010
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Daikatana

Worst PC game ever made. Was actually created by the same guy who made the awesome DOOM and Quake series.
At least you can recycle the Daikatana CD jewel case, and the CD fits quite nicely in the trash can.
by Crono March 18, 2003
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daiquiri

marvellous cocktail which probably accounts for a majority of primary delicious and majestic headaches.
u should visit the webster hall for the best daiquiri money can buy in NYC
by berryinaspin September 15, 2008
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Daisuki

Used to present a great like for something, literal translation (Japanese to English) is to "Like alot"

Daisuki is the combination of two symbols of "Big"(okii) and "like"(suki) to create the word "Daisuki"
Cake ga daisuki desu!

"Neko ga suki?"

"Hai Daisuki!"
by Kalcaman March 30, 2009
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daaku

hindi word...literally translated means...a bandit...dacoit...
referred to any hardcore crazy-ass mothafucker
that "aryan" guy is such a daaku
by shan fred n daaku April 13, 2005
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suki suki Daisuki

Now I know what you guys are thinking but if a girl/boy says this to you... You don't have to run! Just because In a song it says that if you don't love me I will kill you! The ppl are lying to you if you have not noticed. Sometimes it means that yes, but In other words, the person is confessing to you! So don't believe everything on the internet :)
This is one exmple .girl: Suki suki daisuki!/ Boy: I like you too! :) this is another example: .girl: SUKI suki daisuki..... SUKI SUKI DAISUKI! boy: I don't like you..../ .girl: say you love me... OR I WILL KILL YOU!
by SanrioKawaii July 1, 2022
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