dad

someone who blame his fault on u and thinks everything he does is right and everything u do is wrong

my dad doesnt hate me ofc

by t.tiana January 02, 2022

dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 01, 2022

dad

gone

Dad never came home after getting the milk. gone, forever.

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 01, 2021

dad

your dad left you to go get the milk

imagine not having a dad

by yourmum03 July 29, 2022

dad

the guy that tells you he’s going to wal-mart ... but the line was very long

me at 2: mom where daddy?
mom: daddy went to the store
me at 30: that was one line in wal-mart

by daddythatleft101 January 16, 2019

dad

someone who went to get milk and didn't come back

ayo dude, it's been 3 years and my dad hasn't come back with the goddamn milk!

by AugustTheHornyInventor January 28, 2022

dad

There are many types of dads

Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible

Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies

Type C: Loser

Type A dad: We need to have a talk.

Type B dad: Fossils! Dun dun dun...

Type C dad: D'oh!

by frabrizio December 20, 2017