cyclops titty

One large, single nippled titty that protrudes from the middle of a woman's breastplate. Females with this condition must get special bras tailored for they're mammoth mammary or opt to not wear one at all.

Dan: So I took this girl out right.

Laur: Nice.

Dan: Yeah, anyways, I took this girl out. We went to the bar had drinks the whole shebang. Get her back to my place right we start making out.

Laur: Mhmm

Dan: I pinch the bra off start playing with what I thought was her right tit, and it was nice, it was nice, ya know real smooth and firm, I'm saying nice.

Laur: Go on...

Dan: I go to give lefty some action too and I can't find the fucker! I pull her shirt down and the bitch had one big ol' cyclops titty.

Laur: Damn man. What'd you do throw her out?

Dan: Nah I fucked her.

by B_Nuk$ January 2, 2010

cyclops monkeys in a cup

Created on April 10th, 2008 by a young sexy beast of a boy named *censored* *censored* *censored*, Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup were an instant hit to the entire school. With their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with McDonald's, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the United States. Such a hit were they, in fact, that even the President and his cabinet fell in love with them.

Yes, you saw correctly. Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup are available in every McDonald's near you along with the purchase of a Happy Meal. Use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating!

I went to McD's (McSucks) and got fifty quarter pounders with cheese, along with five million milkshakes and nine thousand big macs (typical O'Malley order). Along with my gargantuan order came five free Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup! I was so excited that I went home and played with my new toy for twenty years.

by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008

Cyclops Tit

Two tits stapled together by the nipple.

I tittie fucked the shit out of that cyclops tit.

by jkfootball2 January 19, 2011

Cyclops date

A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.

I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.

by maxinca May 15, 2012

Cyclops Penis

A mans scrotum of which only contains a penis and one testicle

Look at that mans cyclops penis!

by WetSpider69 June 11, 2019

Cyclops Bread

Toast with an egg in the middle

I thought we were getting pancakes, but all we ended up getting was some Cyclops Bread.

by Stellasleepsonheads December 15, 2009

Cyclops War Club

A huge turd with a big knot on the end that tears you up as you try to shit it out.

My ass is raw after passing that Cyclops war club this morning.

by grisgris1 February 16, 2010