cuzband

Two divorced cousins of the same gender who elect to share a life, home and interests.

When asked: Hey, who are you bringing to the party?

Respond: I am bringing my cuzband.

by Desert Rose Deb July 19, 2007

cusbando

Male cousin you're married to.

Cousins by blood, Lovers by choice..

mew: missing my cusbando right now..
alabama people: feel you!
everyone else: what?!?

by mew.ko August 7, 2023

Cousband

Usually common to hillbillies, a 'cousband' is a person who is a part of your family (biologically), but is also related to you by marriage.

Bill: Is that her cousin?

Joe: No, that's her cousband!

by LunaLove47 January 17, 2011

Cousband

A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.

Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"

Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"

Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."

Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"

Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*

by Shuajo May 9, 2011

chusband

From reddit:

It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

He wasn't always a chusband. You should see his pictures from before our marriage.

by altercheetah October 31, 2011

Chusband

What you become after a year or more of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

"Look at my fat ass chusband laying there on the couch. Go get a damn job!

by spooda October 31, 2011

Chusband

It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

Look it up.

Girl, your Chusband sure can put the food away!

by Thank you jaggazz October 31, 2011