Skip to main content

Cuntcake

Brian 385
Brian at 385 is a lazy fucking cuntcake.
by Steven 314 February 7, 2020
mugGet the Cuntcake mug.

cuntrap

A location or event which women cannot resist: free manicures, shoe sales, etc. Parties can also be cuntraps, usually if they feature the sort of sweet drinks that many women enjoy.

An antonym to sausage fest
Man 1: Hey, I need to buy a new shirt. Wanna go to the mall?
Man 2: Sure. That place is a total cuntrap.
by toxikhiro February 3, 2007
mugGet the cuntrap mug.

cuntapotomus

(n) a really slutty fat girl who somehow still gets laid despite her size, usually preys on drunk/desperate men
god she is so slutty and fat! she is such a cuntapotomus
by Ellebee October 4, 2008
mugGet the cuntapotomus mug.

Cuntraption

1. Cramp of the vagina.

2. A cuntraption is a home-made device used to pleasure the vagina or penis.
"Shit girl last night i gotta serious Cuntraption after flicking the bean"

"He could hardly wait get home and play with his twelve inch solid chrome cuntraption."
by Plank0k March 18, 2010
mugGet the Cuntraption mug.

Cunt Cap

A certain haircut popularized in the early 2010s consisting in a layer of short blonde and light brown hair brushed over underlying dark brown hair. Worn almost exclusively by bitchy middle class soccer moms with an overinflated sense of entitlement. Also known as the "I want to speak to your manager" haircut.
Adam: Goddamn! Can you believe that bitch? She must have screamed at the manager for a half hour just because I didn't fill her cup all the way to the top with whipped cream!

Joe: I think I've seen her before, what did she look like?

Adam: Gaudy shades, bedazzled iPhone case, a PINK! sweater, and yoga pants.

Joe: Oh! the one with the cunt cap?

Adam: Yeah, that's the one.
by TheFistOfMan September 19, 2015
mugGet the Cunt Cap mug.

Cuntcake

That desperate housewife bitch is such a freekin' Cuntcake, I could slap her.
by Joey60 October 16, 2009
mugGet the Cuntcake mug.

cuntapillar

often a chubby slutty skanky aboringinal girl who has no self respect and her face resembels a cattipilars arse she is often so sad and lonely she will strip 4 teeage boys on webcam
-oh dude that chick is such a cuntapillar

-i know aye maybe she will strip 4 us on webby

-yeah bit her face looks liek a cattipilars arse

-yeah lets just leave her alone

-i agree
by elementer October 6, 2009
mugGet the cuntapillar mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email