2 definitions by TheFistOfMan
A certain haircut popularized in the early 2010s consisting in a layer of short blonde and light brown hair brushed over underlying dark brown hair. Worn almost exclusively by bitchy middle class soccer moms with an overinflated sense of entitlement. Also known as the "I want to speak to your manager" haircut.
Adam: Goddamn! Can you believe that bitch? She must have screamed at the manager for a half hour just because I didn't fill her cup all the way to the top with whipped cream!
Joe: I think I've seen her before, what did she look like?
Adam: Gaudy shades, bedazzled iPhone case, a PINK! sweater, and yoga pants.
Joe: Oh! the one with the cunt cap?
Adam: Yeah, that's the one.
Joe: I think I've seen her before, what did she look like?
Adam: Gaudy shades, bedazzled iPhone case, a PINK! sweater, and yoga pants.
Joe: Oh! the one with the cunt cap?
Adam: Yeah, that's the one.
by TheFistOfMan August 13, 2015
Acronym that stands for "hit my inbox". Commonly used in social media, especially Facebook, where people buy and sell shoes, snap backs, and other goods through trading groups so that buyers and sellers may communicate their desired price without others being privy to how much the product may be worth.
by TheFistOfMan June 3, 2015