Constable

A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.

Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.

by setmea2 April 1, 2010

Comstable

A beyond comfortable state of mind wherein you become surrounded by warm thoughts, feelings, touch, and in some states, ecstasy.

Yo son, I'm mad comstable...

by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011

Socially Unstable

When you want to be alone and exclude yourself from any and all social interaction because of mood, emotional reasons, or to have time to think.

“Hey Greg want to hang out with the gang?”
“Sorry Josh, I’m socially unstable right now, maybe tomorrow”

by Gringle April 19, 2020

cuntstable

A round about way to call someone a cunt with out being overtly offensive.

That fucking cuntstable slapped me for biting her on the ass.

by themayorofdewey January 16, 2009

Unstable Mable

n, noun describing a complete fucking fruit loop, someone who is a psycho, a total knob jockey.

Damion was an Unstable Mable, he wrecked the house & went psycho again

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022

Constabled

To be given the wrong information.

Robert: "Did you get your sales goals"?
Jim: "Yes, but we have to sell more than we were first told"
Robert: "We were Constabled".

by GFYII June 5, 2009

Mentally Unstable

(1) Either used for someone who's mentally unstable, or as (2) a word thrown around to be used for insulting, name calling, so on, so forth.

1. ) Person A, "My god... they're mentally fucking unstable! Who's do such a thing?"

2. ) Person B, "no lol hahahahahahaha my sister is mentally unstable ashshhshshsahahsh she so craaaizy ahahahahahahahahh"

by Toasterish March 29, 2022