National Cumsockgogy Day

It is a special day where we celebrate the birthday of Cumsockgogy aka Max

Its National Cumsockgogy day everyone, cishets get out!

by dciymgc lovebot November 15, 2021

Cumsuckler

A person who cannot live with out an ejaculation. also a person who needs sex everyday of their lives.

yeah she is such a cumsuckler!

by thereallargeone July 11, 2010

cumsocking

Cumsocking is the process of cumming into a sock and then repeatedly slapping your partner in the face with it.

My girlfriend was being a real bitch last night, so I gave her a nice hour long cumsocking session.

by apoorexcuseofahumanbeing December 30, 2014

cumbuckwizzler

somebody who is so annoying/beats off on the carpet so much that you have to lock him in a cage and beat off on him until he's sufficiently housebroken.

Chris, you are such a fucking cumbuckwizzler. I'm gonna lock you in a cage and put my sperm in your hair until you're better.

by dj discharge November 21, 2006

cumsickle

It's when you cum in your old ladies bellybutton and then put a toothpick in it and wait for it to dry then she or you pull it out and eat it.

I came in her bellybutton and she made a cumsickle and ate it

by lunchbox#1 July 11, 2012

cumfuck

Cumfuck is the process when a group of 2 or more people continue with sex after both have had orgasms. This makes the sex more enjoyable as due to the amounts of cum slushing about, it lubricates the vagina, or anus, and makes the entire experience more pleasurable, and wet.

After several long hours of cumfuck, we had completely redecorated the dining room.

by THE SEX GOD 69 November 22, 2010

retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009