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Cling Wrap Condom

The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.
My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!
by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009
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stage five clinger

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.
by Dan Everett April 26, 2006
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culinal

Referring to a person with culinary skills.
Look at you getting culinal in the kitchen!
I would describe myself as a culinal person
by Annabelle S March 13, 2007
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Curling Beers

A form of resistance training, involving the act of lifting a can or glass of beer from ones to side to ones mouth.

Extensive beer curling can lead to definition in the bicepts and forearm, for this reason while drinking alternate arms should be used in order to keep the body in proportion.
Titan - Your looking good man, you working out?
Pony - Nah man, Im just curling beers!
by The Fresh July 9, 2007
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clingy-bitch

A girl or guy that is desperate for attention from the person they have attached to. These people will do anything to be with that person. Usually, this is really (fucking) annoying, and pathetic. A guy is called a clingy-bitch by his friends. A girl is called a clingy-bitch, usually by the guy she is dating.

Clingy-bitches can also attach to objects: Clothes, cars etc.
Man: That clingy-bitch doesn't do shit without his wife.

Women: She's a clingy-bitch. She so clingy, she still on me when I'm limp.

"That clingy-bitch keeps calling me. Don't she know I got more than one hoe?"

"Dude, Jim doesn't hang out with us anymore man..."
"Yea, that clingy-bitch is always messing with his car."
"Ah, that's straight, he was a pretty sweet ride."
by JohnR. May 26, 2008
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Culinary Opportunist

An ethical omnivore, the culinary opportunist takes advantage of whatever good eats are at hand, at the farmer's market, at the local restaurant/diner/ cafe/bistro. They are true to no particular fad, food type or ethnic cuisine. They are adventurous with curious palates, willing to try whatever is presented to them.
Walking through chinatown on a Sunday, the culinary opportunist felt the pull of the dim sum brunch.
by CulinaryOpportunist September 15, 2011
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clinger fart

When one omits an obnoxious odor from the anus which clings to the clothing of the nearest person.
Stephen ' s clinger fart left Christian's shirt smelling like rotten ass hole for thirty minutes.
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