a guy who always ends up in the dreaded " lets just be friends zone" with females he is attracted to. Consequently gets to hear all her problems, runs around after her and basically acts like her female friend....but with testicles. You heard of "friends with benefits", well this sort of idiot is a"boyfriend without benefits!"
Igor: "you see Dennis is running around after Chloe again"
Olly : "yeh ,hes not gonna get in her knickers though....hes just her cuddlebitch!"
Olly : "yeh ,hes not gonna get in her knickers though....hes just her cuddlebitch!"
by mingemuncher September 24, 2009
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A term used to describe a person who loves to be hugged, loved, held, given affection and of course to cuddle. Often used to descibe a person who is single and/or lonely.
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Alice- Awww i just walked in on Hannah and Daniel cuddling, they're so cute!
Eric- Are you sure they weren't having a Cuddlefuck? They do that a lot.
Eric- Are you sure they weren't having a Cuddlefuck? They do that a lot.
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Get the cuddlebuddle mug.when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'
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