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Cucumber 

A large green “vegetable”. That is long and meaty. Usually ate with a stir fry, a salad or a subway. Can also be used in different circumstances.

KSI has a small one.
Barry: “where is my CUCUMBER?”

Bob: “it’s up my butt, do you want it back?”
Cucumber by Kallix August 7, 2018

cucumber 

A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.
John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it

john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it

Britney: cough,cough slurp

john:yes have a cherry to

Britney:no you plug that hole back there

john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick
cucumber by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019

cucumber 

Large 8- 12 inch vegetable that shoots out juices.
That cucumber shot its juices at me.
cucumber by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019

Cucumber 

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉
Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏
Cucumber by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020

Cucumber 

The term cucumber was used against slaves. It originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slave owners would mock slaves by calling them cucumbers. Simply because slaves were seen as low humans.
Cucumber by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020

Cucumber 

A cucumber is a vegetable that you can eat. You can eat the whole thing when you want.

Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?

Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
Cucumber by Kfldksnvdjejfbvcv August 19, 2020