crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.

My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023

Crypto-Staple

When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.

Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!

by Beetle482 April 25, 2008

crypto-slut

Someone who doesn't seem like a slut at first glance but is actually a little freak.

Being a pastor's daughter, Blake could only satisfy her urge by being a crypto-slut.

by ApricotFields February 8, 2019

crypto cringe

When a #cryptobros and scammers try to sell you their cryptocurrency and NFT hype and is so embarrassing or awkward, it makes you feel extemely ashamed and/or embarrassed.

"I can't talk to Chad without felling crypto cringe. He can't stop talking about Dogecoin and the ape NFT he bought"

by charlie.c March 7, 2022

crypto mugging

The act of paying exorbitant GAS fees or any other transaction fee to simply trade crypto.

Wow I got a proper crypto mugging last night - gas fees were through the roof!
- cryptocloaker 2020

by cryptocloaker March 17, 2021

crypto-Nazi

A person that supports fascism, but keeps their views hidden to avoid political repression

Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I’ll sock you in your goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered

by Thomanski September 17, 2023

People of Crypto

An umberella term that is used to describe people from the most oppressed and marginalised group in society, as known as NFT owners.
And to NFTphobes out there keep whining about how NFTs are bad for the environment: Stop whining about us being heckin' rich and valid. You don't care about the environment, in fact, nobody does.

Someone: "Are you white"
Us People of Crypto😎💰: "No I am a person of Crypto"

by 69loli_fucker420 December 9, 2021