Mr. Cryptic

so goated...

"He was Mr. Cryptic all the way" he reclaimed

by Everyone and U October 2, 2021

Crypticism

the act of passing judgment as to how cryptic someone is being.

Jack's creativity in chatting often met with crypticism from those who read it.

by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011

Cryptic

Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.

Cryptic is very hot
Cryptic is MARRIED to Liz
If Cryptic were to divorce Liz she would riot

by Anonmommy January 31, 2021

Cryptic

Incredible, amazing, one-of-a-kind, mysteriously wonderful

For an admin you're so cryptic, NASCAR

by jferfish28 July 27, 2022

Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

Cryptic

People love the word cryptic...it is unknown why and no one cares either.

I found some cryptic shit...what?

by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020